jake gyllenhaal radiating chaotic energy during the ffh press tour


Jake I’ll start with you if I may, did you uh- welcome to the Marvel universe the- Thank you so much Are you the first to greet us? *Loading* Oh no sorry, right, I thought you were saying you were welcoming me into the Marvel universe But I already am in the Marvel universe So thank you again so much I’m so glad we’ve cleared that up [Laughter] A whole lot of fun We don’t talk enough about cabbagepatch dolls or Garbage pail kids anymore And I’m glad that you brought that up The universe was like I’M SO STRONG except for my little hands You know what I mean? Like, 𝗶’𝗹𝗹 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂! ⁿᵒᵗ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ʰᵃⁿᵈˢ He’s like BRAPAPA And he does all this great stuff Yeah! It’s so good [Singing along to Sean Paul] Do I know what a popsicle is? [Visibly confused] [Imitates avocado] What happens when you have to promote a film you don’t like? [All yelling] Touche, touche. I can tell you if you want. Benedict Cabbagepatch is actually… His great gandfather started cabbagepatch dolls And they were a big things in the 90’s That’s how Benedict got his start in the business, was his uncle, who obviously became really wealthy from all of the profits, Um, flew him to London and put him in an apartment And he started to audition and then he made his career So truth of the matter is without cabbagepatch kids Benedict Cabbage- Patch Cabbagepatch wouldn’t have a career So think about it. Ooh, cookies! Alright I’ll just drink the dressing. Chewbacca? I was gonna say that or a trip to my dentist We were gone for 5 years, then we came back People moved into other people’s houses That reminds me of a story about Benedict Cumberpatch; when he first flew… There was one interview where I straight up like ruined the movie But that journalist is um, is dead now so- [Everyone laughing] You’re randomly trusting a person who calls himself Mysterio?! This ought to be good Okay first of all, MFunroid, I don’t call myself Mysterio, somebody else calls me Mysterio

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